As we reported a few days ago, Bill and Hillary Clinton spent Friday night in Martha's Vineyard celebrating Bill's 70th birthday (posted here). We're sure it was a grand affair, well worth the heat Obama had to take from Louisiana flood victims to attend.
Turns out the following morning, Hillary, not one to be bothered with traditional peasant forms of travel, awoke and took her private jet just 20 miles over to Nantucket where the Rothschilds will be hosting a fundraiser. The event is open to all...well anyone who can afford the $100,000 per person price tag. Hopefully this is a sign that the whole global warming thing has been solved and we can all rest comfortably at night knowing that we're safe from sudden, violent attacks at the hands of ManBearPig.