Get Out Of The Car - NOW !An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW !"The four men didn't wait for a second threat.They got out and ran like mad.The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceededto load her shopping bags into the back of thecar and got into the driver's seat.She was so shaken that she could not get her keyinto the ignition. She tried and tried, and thenshe realized why.It was for the same reason she had wonderedwhy there was a football, a Frisbee, and two12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parkedfour or five spaces farther down.She loaded her bags into he r own car and droveto the police station to report her mistake.The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn'tstop laughing. He pointed to the other end of thecounter, where four pale men were reporting acar jacking by a mad, elderly woman described aswhite, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,and carrying a large handgun.No charges were filed.Moral of the story?If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!A buddy sent me this, I just couldn't resist posting it. Stirling
This bizarre story was initially carried in USA Today and by SANA in Damascus. 10AM Saturday morning, Damascus time, two US built F 16 aircraft crossed the Turkish border into Syria at low altitude. Their bomb loads were dropped on power plants east of Aleppo with collateral damage in a nearby neighborhoods killing up to 5 and injuring as many as a dozen more.
Conformation received from Syrian Intelligence, 5:40PM EST Sunday.
The aircraft flew from Incirlik Air Force Base, home to America’s 10th Air Wing. This is the first coalition attack officially directed against civilian infrastructure targets. The US bombing campaign which began in 2014, has “accidentally” destroyed a number of key Syrian infrastructure projects including water purification and power facilities.
As with the recent bombing in Afghanistan that destroyed a Doctors Without Borders hospital there, American officials are giving out no information on the pilots who flew the aircraft or what unannounced policy change by the Obama government would allow what is a dangerous provocation.
Thousands of people demonstrated in Ankara and other Turkish cities on Saturday and Sunday following twin bombings at an anti-government peace rally in Ankara earlier Saturday that killed 128 people and injured more than 200. Demonstrators denounced the government of President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, blaming his anti-Kurdish campaign of bombings and repression for the explosions that turned a peaceful protest into a bloody nightmare.
Police attacked demonstrators in the nation’s capital with tear gas on Sunday, preventing them from laying carnations at the site of Saturday’s bombings.